SOUTH KEYS – Shock hit the streets of Sabell County yesterday evening when Penny Withers (27) admitted to her boyfriend, “That salad stuffed me like a Thanksgiving turkey.”
After a very intense hot yoga session at the reputable Stretch and Om studio downtown, Withers met with her boyfriend, Chuck Storm (27) of South Keys Racketeers NFL fame. They were dining at the premier Italian restaurant Papa Roni, to celebrate the purchase of their first labradoodle. Earlier in the day, Storm suggested he was, “up for anything, especially Taco Bell”, but Withers insisted on celebrating their new family member “in style”.
By 8pm, what started out as a 3-course dinner quickly turned into a meal to-go. “For the starter, I ordered an arugula salad, and I asked for the natural wine vinaigrette dressing on the side – I didn’t even need it!” Withers explained, “The flavors were explosive. I was instantly full.” 
Even though she had ordered a plate of the delectable Mario’s Meatballs for her main course and tiramisu for dessert, she simply couldn’t recover her appetite. “I’m gonna be backed up for days,” she revealed to her boyfriend at the end of their meal, as they collected their doggy bag.
