WASHINGTON D.C. – Never shying away from the controversial, Old Testament God has released a statement endorsing embattled airline company Boeing as his airline manufacturer of choice.
“It’s just more exciting knowing that this flight could be your last. That’s what life is all about!” exclaimed the architect of the universe. “From city hopping to navigating the solar system, this company’s record of failure is on point. In fact, I’d encourage them to step it up, Deuteronomy-style.”
Despite not having achieved any fatalities in years, the company has featured in more breaking news articles than any other airline manufacturer in recent memory. “We’re all nostalgic for that fear and trepidation that airline travel used to give. These days a transatlantic flight is like Formula One – those fifty-two laps are mind numbing,” complained the Almighty. 
At press time, our presumed creator was researching flights on airlines which have taken delivery of new Boeing 787 Dreamliner aircraft. “The recent quality control standards are a golden opportunity, it’s just too good to miss,” He stated.
